It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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