I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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