The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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