im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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