kristin has been a bad kristin
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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