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Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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