Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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