You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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