i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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