I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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