Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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