Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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