your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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