SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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