I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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