You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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