I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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