It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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