when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
