I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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