I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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