he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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