so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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