im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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