Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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