If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Dick very happy bro
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