Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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