Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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