ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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