At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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