if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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