in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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