Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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