and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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