She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i dont even know how to be here
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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