yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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