Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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