@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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