Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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