doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i wish my penis had a tongue
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
