From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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