Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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