Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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