This is not my ceiling
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
