What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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