Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Randomize
