i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
In America we eat man semen.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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