why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
