Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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