we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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