Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Still dying that you shit outside
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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