Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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