? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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