Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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